Conversation with Monkey

Kevin: "Do you have a girlfriend, Monkey?"
Monkey: "Yeah."
Kevin: "No?"
Monkey: "YEAH!"
Kevin: "Oh, you do? Who is your girlfriend?"
Monkey: "Daniella...Elise*..."
Kevin: "You can't date older women!"
Monkey: "...Hayli...uhhhh..."
Kevin: "That's 3. That's enough! You don't need any more."
Monkey: "Nooooooooo..."


*Elise would be the mother of his friend that lives down the street. The very same Elise whose maternity pictures I took in December!

He Turned it Off.

This morning we were all lying in the bed. (Did I tell you the new king sized bed is freaking AWESOME? No? It is.) Monkey is hugging Daddy's head.

"Mommy, I have my Daddy's head."

Daddy, trying to be informative says to him, "I can hear your heart beat!"

"I don't have a heart beep. I turned it off today."






Yeah. He turned it off.